Thank You Courteous Crackhead
I would like to thank the crackhead that broke into my car last night for not breaking one of the roll-down windows, or ruining another one of my locks. This crackhead had the forethought to break one of my wing windows to unlock my door, so as not to cause me extensive financial damage. This crackhead said "I've got a habit to support, but I'm not going to horribly inconvenience others." I inconsiderate booster would've destroyed an expensive lock, or broken a roll-down window, which are much more costly to replace. This crackhead also did a fairly clean job of removing my stereo. Wires were neatly cut and there was minimal damage to the dashboard. I would also like to thank this crackhead for breaking my window during the summer months. My car doesn't have AC so I'm always reaching across the seat to roll down the passenger side window, but not anymore! Now I'll have that cross-breeze flowing from the second I open the drivers side window.
If every petty thief were a bit more considerate, this world would be a better place. I wish I could personally say thank you, but I think my car stereo and and a five dollar bill I left in the glove box will do just fine. Enjoy your rock sir, and stay away from the yellow ones!